I have just heard on the news that the Government is going to make cash payments for scrap illegal. This was an idea I first mooted on this bolg back in November and while I would like to think that this blog is essential reading in the corridors of power I don't faltter myself. However I did back it up by sending an email to The Home Office and also to the Mayor’s office. The response was polite from both, the Home Office pointed out that they didn’t want to stop legitimate businesses from operating and had decided to concentrate their efforts on working with scrap merchants bla bla bla while the Mayor's office said they would forward my suggestion to the relevant committe.
A few millions quids worth of railway cable later and countless wasted hours for rail travellers and the government has a change of mind.
Now I know that there are plumbers out there who will be cursing this new law because selling scrap was always a good way of paying for a holiday. Now we will have to pay tax on it, as will all those blokes roaming the streets in pickup trucks most of who probably haven't paid tax in their lives, but if it stops even a small percentage of it being stolen from building sites, plumbers vans and even plumber’s merchants then it is a very small price to pay.
Monday, 24 December 2012
Saturday, 17 March 2012
Trouble at Milll
I am currently working on the building site from hell. It was job I took on against my better judgment. When I was pricing it alarm bells were ringing in my head because there was a new spec and drawing almost every day. The job itself isn’t actually that bad; it is a complete replumb on a large central London house with an ensuite on every bedroom and underfloor heating throughout. The money is good but what makes it so difficult is the bloke running it. He calls himself a builder but he has no idea. Almost daily my mate and me enter into protracted arguments with him about the difference between the way he says he does it in the Middle East and the way we do it here. Invariably we walk off the job in protest at the latest demands. We only go back because the client, who is a lovely person deserving of much better than this idiot site agent, pleads for us to return. We agree provided we can do the job the way we always do it.
Quite what his appeal is we don’t know but there is some kind of family link and it doesn’t do to get between family. Even at this stage there isn’t a day goes by when the drawing doesn’t have an amendment, the boiler has been in three places, the shower room has changed, the bathroom has been turned 90 degrees and every pipe run is moved and moved again. We have three 90 degree spigot bends one after another on a horizontal soil run because the architect had overlooked a steel beam that is in the way. It will block, we know it will. They will have to set up an account at Dyno Rod.
It isn’t just us that is unhappy, every trade in the house has been subjected to the same kind of lunacy. Walls move, doors are altered this way and that and crazy demands are made. The vast expanse of folding patio doors had to be remade because the floor insulation hadn’t been taken into account. As is common on most building sites these days there is every nationality under the sun. We all rub along very well and have a laugh and a joke united in our hatred of the common enemy the site agent. We have been on to him for weeks to supply a porta-loo but he gives us a bucket and we use it behind the shed. It is a return to a time I thought was over.
His latest demand is that we turn on the central heating to dry out the floor screed. It was laid over our pipes only 6 days ago and he wants us to fire up the heating and dry it out so he can lay the oak flooring. I have told him it will crack and turn to powder if the moisture isn’t allowed to stay in it long enough for it to complete its hydration which is usually 28 days give or take. I told him that until that time the more moisture you can hold in the screed the better. A screed is laid almost dry and it needs all the moisture to stay in and hydrate the cement, but Abdul knows best. Despite the fact that some of the tradesmen speak very little English they all have this phrase “Abdul knows best” word perfect. For our part we are learning lots of new languages or at least the swear words.
Quite what his appeal is we don’t know but there is some kind of family link and it doesn’t do to get between family. Even at this stage there isn’t a day goes by when the drawing doesn’t have an amendment, the boiler has been in three places, the shower room has changed, the bathroom has been turned 90 degrees and every pipe run is moved and moved again. We have three 90 degree spigot bends one after another on a horizontal soil run because the architect had overlooked a steel beam that is in the way. It will block, we know it will. They will have to set up an account at Dyno Rod.
It isn’t just us that is unhappy, every trade in the house has been subjected to the same kind of lunacy. Walls move, doors are altered this way and that and crazy demands are made. The vast expanse of folding patio doors had to be remade because the floor insulation hadn’t been taken into account. As is common on most building sites these days there is every nationality under the sun. We all rub along very well and have a laugh and a joke united in our hatred of the common enemy the site agent. We have been on to him for weeks to supply a porta-loo but he gives us a bucket and we use it behind the shed. It is a return to a time I thought was over.
His latest demand is that we turn on the central heating to dry out the floor screed. It was laid over our pipes only 6 days ago and he wants us to fire up the heating and dry it out so he can lay the oak flooring. I have told him it will crack and turn to powder if the moisture isn’t allowed to stay in it long enough for it to complete its hydration which is usually 28 days give or take. I told him that until that time the more moisture you can hold in the screed the better. A screed is laid almost dry and it needs all the moisture to stay in and hydrate the cement, but Abdul knows best. Despite the fact that some of the tradesmen speak very little English they all have this phrase “Abdul knows best” word perfect. For our part we are learning lots of new languages or at least the swear words.
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